B-U-S-T-E-D~!

               

Okay, i had several busted moments before, be it busted from cops wen i was still learning to drive cuz i din close da door properly (it swung open wen i was driving), busted seeing wit a male fren by my ex (he thought i was wit another boy, so he ended it witout notice), busted dating wit my frens by my besfren (he din kno n he got mad wen i told him i met my x n his frens), busted wearing dis cleavage-revealing dress during a dinner (courtesy of dad's stupid fren, i dunno but i dun like him i tell u), busted driving around back wen i din hav licence (i 'parked' da car into da drain, wadaya tink? Haha~!), anything la, and i juz experienced dis busted moment juz now. Yeah juz now. I repeat, JUZ NOW.

                Wat was da crime? Okay lemme start from A. I noticed my vajayjay was getting itchier n i kno something was up, dis was last week. Imagine, since last yr again dat, my vajayjay smelt SMELLY. I mean smelly like fish-smell 4 God's sake. Like period smell 4 da girls. I thought it was nothing.

                So i let it b until last Monday. I din wana blog about it, cuz my bro has fs too, n scared he sees dis n tell my parents. So i freaked out la kan, ba ur vajayjay, ur most important reproduction organ (quite, ever since the test-tube babies story sprung out), ur sexual organ- besides your boobs n plump lips like Angelina Jolie, suddenly itch like HELL n u can't scratch cuz ur afraid ur vajayjay will get luka if u scratch it. I learn science oso ba, there's more receptors there in the vagina's surface, in English, it's more sensitive there than other parts of da body. I tink da most, besides da back of ur knee, ur armpit, ur...wat else...i tink dats it.

                Okay so i asked my besfren, Roger, to come to da rescue. Y i din go 2 y parents? Well no. 1, i dun wan my mom to get worried. 2, i dowan my dad to tink lain2 bout me. No. 3, i dowan my future to study in kl got ruined cuz of dis. No. 4, i trust rog n depend on him wen i'm in trouble. He's like my angel now after everything. N always will be.

                I sed i wana go 2 clinic cek down there n bla bla bla...i was really nervous wen i got out of da hse to get into da car (he picked me up at home), u kno, my dad has unidentified schedule since he works alone,  n dat means he works anytime he wants, any day, anytime. Gud kan jadi bos. Masuk keta, i wore my shades, takut kena spot by my dad's frens or relatives (u kno how CONCERNED dey r wen dey c u otw p klinik. Concerned's a nicer word, rather than da B_s_bo_y word. Hee..), ada la skit menyesal nda bawa topi, dat wud complete my celeb undercover. Hee..

                Rog parked jauh skit dari da clinic in kk, u kno permai clinic dat, dekat wisma merdeka tu, ya sana la. Last time i went there was cuz i was sick. Demam. I still rmmber, i was dressed like dis eskimo guy, thanks 2 my dad's sweat jacket (a very gud heat-trapper), slippers n pants. Da chinese Dr asked in a joking tone, "baru turun dari gunung?" he smiled. I din reply, wtf, i was in pain, cold like i was inside dis cooler box in antartic 4 God's sake n he still got time 2 joke. i thought doctors r supposed to cure ppl ASAP. Esp me~! Wat if i die?? (yeah i'm traumatic about my health) I still hav a lot to do, n i mean A LOT to do in dis world~! Wat bout my customers?? Dey need me to make dem beautiful~!

               Ehem, so back to da story, we walked frm da park near wisma, i was soooooooo traumatized by da honks~! Asal got ppl hon i turned n c, takut it was my dad or smbdy who knew me~! Thank god teda, hee..i go inside la kan, cek in n kena timbang berat, wow mine's 55kg. Lost 2kg den. Well i got happy, juz a while la, cuz i got a BIGGER problem 2 get all 'excited' about. I waited, dat 5 minute wait was like, a whole year of waiting, like i was in d afterworld, according to Muslim's belief, it's time is like, millions of years= 1 day on earth. Can u imagine dat?? Neither can i. So long, i was all nervous, my heart pumped at 150 per minute i tink. My fren was talkin bout da possible outcome of my visit, keputihan most probably he sed. It's usual to happen (i hope).

               Da nurse in cream, crisp uniform called me. I went in wit Rog, i needed somebody there wit me u kno, in case there was bad news ka apa. Hee..So masuk la, den told da Dr who looked like Mr Raja, younger by 4 years la. Yes he's indian. I dun care anymore if it was a lady or not, wtf, my 'baby' needs treatment~! ASAP~! Doc sed he himself dunno, he even go cek a book n asked da nurse to type i dunno wat sana com.

                Trus kena suruh tunggu d luar, i waited again...so anxious...Rog was there, thank god. Tunggu la, waited...hoping it was all gonna b alrite. Everytime got any nurse yg keluar masuk bilik2 dat, i look worriedly at their faces, hoping dey wud call my name, but no. Den last2 i was called, go to dis emergency room lagi tu~! Makin panik sa. Da nurse asked me to strip dance, minus da dance n my top getting naked. Wakakakak~! I pulled down my pants, nasib got towel she gave me, boleh la cover my ugly-rounded ass n big like elephant thighs. Dis is it, i lied down, another nurse came in. Assistance i tink. Dey asked me to open my legs, dun shy2, we all have it, watev la, i WAS shy~! Mestila~! Haiya~! Last2 open juga la, pa leh buat, wakakaka~!


            Dey put dis penis-like thingy inside, my god, it felt like da real thing u kno. Only colder. Dey asked me to breath in, i breath in, n to make my muscles there relax, i imagined like i was making love. Wakakakak~! Thank god my muscles din contract or wat, if not..heeeeshhh..dey sed dey wana cuci there. Ok, cuciiiiiii~ Bring it on bebeh. In a more scared-tone dat is. I felt like i was having period wen suddenly dis liquid, lots of em, came out from my vajayjay, down to my ass went into da sheet da nurse place underneath. I asked wat was it, dey sed keputihan, many oh da nurse yg pegang dat penis. I was like, MY GOD...after dey were done, i waited outside again wit rog askin me wat happened in there. Geez.

            Den masuk balik, doc sed he kena hantar da specimen as he call it, to kl to get it checked. Ok, in a bout 1 week. Ok no prob. Den kena bagi antibiotik, 2 types. Kena mkn b4 bfast, lunch n dinner. Den kena beli dis another ubat d farmasi, Pharmex, d segama. Okay, we went there n bought la, 2 kena beli. WOW, Rm50 melayang, suda la d klinik bayar 90, aih....rog paid all. Wat can i do witout him? NOTHING. I dun hav money, rm40 la ada. Aih...so sorry rog...i burden u so much..so..we went back to his car..cried all da way.

                He realized it, putting his arm behind me. Went in, he comforted me a while...i drank water a bit..i was like...so sad..i never thought anything like dis wud happen to me..dis disease, bacteria, cancer, u kno. Dat was my weakest moment, i was so depressed, i cried all my might under his arms...now dat tink about it, i tink dat was my saddest point, sadder than got dumped by my exes (yeah, i was da one dat got dumped, not da dumper. Surprise~! yeah im serious~! U may tink i'm dis bitch dat dumps ppl, change guys every 5 minutes like my panties, but im not. I'm loyal, i stick to my guy)

                I went back home, feeling miserable..scared..like i had no more chance of living after da visit..stressed...depressed, scared dat my parents will find out..well, i tink dats not in my worry-list again, cuz my mom got a call frm dat stupid nurse frm da clinic, telling her bout my result came ody frm kl 2day. Juz now i tink. She confronted me bout it while i was listening to janet jackson. She thought i got da check da same date i cheked my boobs for cancer false alarm. N to make things hotter, my dad was there n he asked la...BUSTED. Dats da word. Da biggest busted moments, one of da biggest busted moments la..i was like..WHY???? Why did u call da num????? I asked dat stupid nurse to call MY num, not my mom's~! Paluuuuuuui~! Aiyo~! I cried while kena interrogate.

                Dad sed, do dat 1 more time n u won't c Rog again. Parents were like, y did i go to rog, not mom ka..i dun wan dem to worry bha...like last time i used to make troubles n make dem suspicious n worried bout me..mom crying evrynite (accord to dad) cuz i'm such a bitch at home.. evrything was goin fine, until juz now...i hear dad playoin da guitar evrynite now..like he's happy now...he get to meet his uncle in Indon again..sepa nda happy to meet his never-met uncle n relatives..den came dis...i hope evrything'll go ok again..

               I wana tell rog but he hasn't replied my sms since juz now..geez..so i blog la bout it..mom sed we gotta go 2 da clinic 2morro 4 da result...i hope dat stupid doc won't say anything dangerous anymore. Cukup la all dis. CUKUP~

                Oh ya, i juz got my P tadi. Went 2 JPJ. Paid rm60 oh. Dad thought it was 40. Hee..Okay, dats all. I'll tell y'all how'd it go 2morro la k. Now i juz wana unwind on Boogie n get my thoughts on other stuff.